If you are reading this, you probably got here through my lovely wifes blog, and have read all about how she finally got a ticket for speeding. I say finally, because she drives like a pro wheelman, and I always had to hear the shit about my record while I sat in the passenger seat crushing the oh-shit bar in a spasm of terror.
So all I can say now is HA HA HA HA HA! Maybe now I won't have to hear all about how I ran up the insurance rates on my broken piece of shit 91 Honda. The only problem now, is that it is going to take us forever to get anywhere, as she putts down the highway like a grandma on valium!
Oh vey! (I guess I'm Jewish now)
By the way, If you are keeping track like I would be, I have used an expletive three times in this post, and each time I said shit.
Peace in the midwest.
It's about friggin' time she got caught!
If you are reading this, you probably got here through my lovely wifes blog, and have read all about how she finally got a ticket for speeding. I say finally, because she drives like a pro wheelman, and I always had to hear the shit about my record while I sat in the passenger seat crushing the oh-shit bar in a spasm of terror.
So all I can say now is HA HA HA HA HA! Maybe now I won't have to hear all about how I ran up the insurance rates on my broken piece of shit 91 Honda. The only problem now, is that it is going to take us forever to get anywhere, as she putts down the highway like a grandma on valium!
Oh vey! (I guess I'm Jewish now)
By the way, If you are keeping track like I would be, I have used an expletive three times in this post, and each time I said shit.
Peace in the midwest.
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hahaha the really funny thing is that we were just giving you more shit last weekend about all your tickets and accidents, but i still think you have a few more than her!
Ah dude....it's Oi
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