Uncle Sam's an Asshole

Every year, we come to that fateful time when dear Uncle Sam is supposed to refund us some money to replace what he diligently took from us over the last 12 months. We always think that this year is going to be better 'cause we have more stuff to deduct, we bought a house, etc. etc. But wouldn't you know it for some reason it just keeps getting worse, dear old Uncle Sam has found a loophole, and he intends to keep what he took. Sometimes, I think old Theodore Kacynski had it right, and I want to move into a cabin in the middle of nowhere off the grid and give a big ol' finger to the rest of the world, minus the letter bombs of course. It just never feels like you did the right thing no matter how hard you tried, no matter what people have told you to do, or what you have read, the boys and girls in the gov'ment are gonna get their money............fuckers. On second thought, maybe Teddy had the whole thing right. Goddamn Uncle Sam.